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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

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(602): View more from Arizona

either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.

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(845): View more from New York

Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"

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(979): View more from Texas

Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab

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(309): View more from Illinois

Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself

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(269): View more from Michigan

I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother

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(614): View more from Ohio

first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out

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