Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We had sex on a dog bed..
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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