I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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