normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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