it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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