if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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