dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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