You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
At least life still wants to fuck me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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