He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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