Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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