redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
