Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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