I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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