I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
