very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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