ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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