and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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