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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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