me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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