please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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