She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I stole a fireplace last night.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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