Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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