My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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