I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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