just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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