so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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