Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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