I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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