apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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