I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I need a beard to bite.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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