I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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