Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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