You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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