I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
