is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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