careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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