I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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