Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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