No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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