We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
the sex got boring after the first three hours