He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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