then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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