im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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