watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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