What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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