My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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