i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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