Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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