Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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