Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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