thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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