WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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