i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do vagina's smell?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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